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11 December 2007 : a friendly note
dear the guy who stole my license plate on the only friday night in history that my driver's license was expired, thus rendering me incapable of driving anywhere during my two days off:
i will (probably, never) find you.
and then i will cut your balls off and make you eat them.
that should make up for the bmv's 10$ replacement fee and the four bucks for new hardware, and the fact that i spent my entire weekend in my apartment.
love,
lindsay
posted by lindsay at 16:25 ::
dear the guy who stole my license plate on the only friday night in history that my driver's license was expired, thus rendering me incapable of driving anywhere during my two days off:
i will (probably, never) find you.
and then i will cut your balls off and make you eat them.
that should make up for the bmv's 10$ replacement fee and the four bucks for new hardware, and the fact that i spent my entire weekend in my apartment.
love,
lindsay
posted by lindsay at 16:25 ::
2 Comments:
You are soooooo sexist.
Could be bitch-thievery.
By 
Frank Charlemagne, at
5:02 PM
"Any job where you can make, like, hundreds of dollars in a night is fine by me."
"I'm not the idea girl."
"Wringing the cod is not my favorite job in the world."
"I have the best thing ever that I'm going to show you."
You mix your messages nicely, ace.
Also: Fukudome is a Japanese outfielder just signed by the Chicago Cubs.
By Frank Charlemagne, at
8:27 AM