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I checked my mail today.
One credit card offer, one medical bill, one issue of National Geographic, and one summons for jury duty.
That's right. At age twenty five, I have been registered to vote for six years, and have now officially been called for jury duty four times.
Four times.
And I still can't get a freaking date.
posted by lindsay at 14:59 ::
4 Comments:
I'd take you on a date.
By 
Erin O'Brien, at
8:54 AM
It is high time you take Sarah Silverman's approach and write in that you love chinks. ha!
oh, and I would totally take you on a date, too!
By 
, at
9:27 PM
Young Miss Lindsay, shovel bum, dispenser of justice.
You're a freakin' miniseries.
And I would buy you a drink and follow you home to assemble your exercise equipment. Top that, 21st century boys.
By Frank Charlemagne, at
11:29 PM
I like your hair so much.
I should buy you a beer soon.
By Frank Charlemagne, at
10:55 PM